Found: Keg

Date Found

May 11, 2019

Time Found

1 AM

Location Found

Apartment common room(women’s rugby registered party)


Where is it. We know someone took it. Also it’s untapped and not registered to you, so we’re not really sure why you did this. Some unsmart moves buster. No doubt we respect the swipe. You have major clout… but you lack respect. We simply wish to savor the sweet liquids of this sacred vessel and you dare sully his pure name. But for real lmk if you have it