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Monty
Python's Philosopher Drinking Song |
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Immanuel Kant
was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger
was a boozy beggar
Who could think
you under the table
David Hume could
out-consume
Willhelm Freidrich
Hegel
And Wittgenstein
was a beery swine
Who was just
as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing
Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising
of the wrist
Socrates himself
was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill
of his own free will
On half a pint
of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say,
could stick it away
Half a crate
of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle
was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond
of his dram
And René Descartes
was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore
I am."
Yes, Socrates
himself is particularly missed
A lovely little
thinker
But a bugger
when he's pissed.
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